OMG UW MOD writes: OMG UW is turning four years old! Four!   As a column dedicated to the congratulations of the deserving, it would seem almost natural to see congratulations on a regular basis for a variety of different birthdays. Search the archives, however, you will find no such thing. Seeing as I’ve never [...]

Anonymous writes: Will you congratulate me on getting hung up on this guy I’ve never met (but my friend was supposed to hook me up… never ended up meeting this guy) and then pathetically getting upset after I find out he’s seeing someone? :/kthx.   SURPRISE QUIZ: Between a newborn baby, Demi Moore, and a [...]

Tumblr user smoestoe  writes: Hi! I would like to be congratulated for not going crazy even though I have been here for three years or so in a degree (Peace and Conflict Studies) that people make fun of, even though it’s necessary for making sure humanity doesn’t blow itself up!   I’m not sure if [...]